The Valentine’s Day gimmicks are getting better. Or worse, depending on your tastes. The Memphis Zoo is celebrating the day of love with two choices of “special” Valentines. In its “Dating or Dumping” promotion, people can donate $10 for a video to send to that special someone. For the one you want to know you’re thinking of them with a smile, you’ll get a video of a red panda munching on a grape.
For your ex, you’ll get a video of an elephant pooping onto a pile of previous poopage. The zoo is reminding everyone that the dump videos aren’t just for exes, saying “Maybe it’s your annoying neighbor, overbearing mother-in-law, your ex, or that coworker who still gives you nightmares. This Valentine’s let an elephant do the talking and name a turd after a turd.” Stay classy, Memphis Zoo.
Source: UPI