If you have kids, you probably can’t remember the last time you took a shower without a small voice calling you, reaching under the door, or bursting in the bathroom. Once you have little ones, there really is no privacy for you in there.
That’s why we can all relate to this hilarious sign posted to the “Mommas Helping Mommas Facebook” page. It reads:
If mom is in the bathroom you are NOT allowed to . . .
#1 Knock, unless the house is on fire or someone is bleeding AND/OR dead.
#2 Scream questions at me if the shower is running! HOT TIP: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
#3 Wait for me within inches of the door and then yell at me when you get slammed in the face like it's my fault.
#4 Slip me notes of any kind, especially the ones with those check boxes.
And the awesome sign ends with, “Ask yourself this before knocking … Can I survive the next two minutes without mom?” And it’s followed by two check boxes, “yes” and “no.”
Kudos to the mama who actually hung this sign on her bathroom door at home. I know that doing it at my house wouldn’t change the way my little ones deal with mom being in the bathroom, but it gives us hope.