Writer Eleanor Penny recently asked Twitter users to share the stupidest way they've accidentally injured themselves. Here are some of the most baffling responses:
- Threw my back out when I sucked my stomach in because I thought I looked fat.
- Punched myself in the face telling a story and broke my own jaw. True story.
- I broke three ribs giving away free ice cream samples.
- Put one oven glove on, opened oven with said gloved hand, reached into oven with other hand...
- Sex on a ladder.
- Cut my arm open on a first aid kid.
- When I was a child, I cut my foot open jumping on a bed (yeah, a soft mattress and duvet). Thus ended all glee in my life.
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