If he could turn back time! A 69-year-old "positivity guru" and motivational speaker in the Netherlands is asking a court to let him identify as a 49-year-old because being a geezer is making it hard for him to find love and money. The Guardian reports that Emile Ratelband has told a judge he isn't "comfortable" with the birthdate on his birth certificate “When I’m 69, I am limited. If I’m 49, then I can buy a new house, drive a different car,” Ratelband said. “I can take up more work. When I’m on Tinder and it says I’m 69, I don’t get an answer. When I’m 49, with the face I have, I will be in a luxurious position.” Ratelband also claimed he's a "young god" and that doctors have told him he has the body of a 45-year-old.
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