The owner of a bichon frisé/shih-tzu mix named Jack is making amends after his dog was caught sneaking into neighbors' homes and pooping on pillows. "I just feel so embarrassed and ashamed," Rick Didham told The New Zealand Herald, after discovering his pup was wriggling through a hole in a fence and cat doors to reach the neighbors' beds. In fact, Jack has apparently been doing his secret pooping for nearly two years, much to Didham's chagrin. "I'm not a dog expert, but I think he has psychotic tendencies, he looks sorry but I think he's just waiting to do it again." He's committed to replacing all soiled, having spent $60 so far, and plans to get a dog trainer.