German officials weren't about to allow any mother-bleeping snakes on any mother-bleeping planes on Christmas eve. According to UPI, customs officers at Berlin-Schoenefeld Airport caught a man trying to get on a flight to Israel with a snake in his pants. The smuggling attempt was thwarted when security workers reportedly noticed an unusual protrusion in the 43-year-old's slacks. They discovered the man had a 16-inch boa constrictor contained in cloth bag hidden in his pants. Since the man did not have the proper documentation to fly with the protected species, the boa was taken to a nearby reptile rescue and he will be fined.
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