Let’s be real—Florida never disappoints when it comes to wild stories. But this one? It’s got party vibes and a forehead gash.
A 48-year-old woman named Krystl Watts got herself arrested after allegedly attacking a 33-year-old man... with Silly String. Yep. That colorful stuff you spray at birthday parties.
She didn’t just spritz him. She unleashed the whole can, then chucked it at his head like a dodgeball. It hit him square in the forehead and left a gash. Not exactly festive.
Krystl spent the night in jail and was released on a $1,000 bond. Police haven’t said why she went full party-mode on this guy, and he wasn’t arrested. So we’re left wondering: was it a lovers’ quarrel? A bad Yelp review? Something else?
Oh—and her phone number is linked to an escort service, where she goes by “Taylor.” The site features some... let’s say, bold photos.
Whatever the backstory, one thing’s clear: Silly String isn’t just for kids anymore.
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