I Found the Job Posting of the Year, and Yes, It Involves French Fries
Every now and then I run across something online that makes me stop, blink twice, and say, “Is this real life?” Today is one of those days.
Wendy’s is hiring a Chief Tasting Officer. A CTO. And yes, it pays $100,000.
Let me repeat that in case your coffee hasn’t kicked in: one hundred thousand dollars to eat Wendy’s, hang out, and make some content. That’s it. That’s the gig.
It’s a temporary role, so you’re not signing away your entire career to a Frosty machine. But the official job description basically says you’ll be paid to bring good vibes, try food, and share your opinions. If you’re already the person in your friend group who rates chicken nuggets like it’s a competitive sport, this is your moment.
The “required skills” list made me laugh out loud:
- a human mouth
- a pulse
- opinions
So if you’ve been waiting for a job A.I. can’t take, congratulations. Robots can code your emails, but they cannot eat your Baconator.
And yes, you can apply from home. No hairnets, no drive-thru headset, no smell of fries in your clothes unless you bring that on yourself.
If you’re curious, the application link is simply WendysChiefTastingOfficer.com. I checked. It’s real. If one of you gets hired, you’re legally required to report back and tell me everything.
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