Thought Catalog has compiled a list of 50 hilarious--and kid-friendly--jokes that are sure to get you in the holiday spirit. Here are 10 of them [see full list at the link]:
- How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life.
- Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had very low elf esteem.
- What does the Grinch do with a baseball bat? Hits a gnome and runs.
- What do you call a broke Santa Claus? Saint-nickel-less.
- What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
- Why did Frosty the Snowman ask for a divorce? His wife was a total flake.
- Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much? Because every single buck is dear to him!
- What do you get when you cross a duck with Santa? A Christmas quacker.
- What’s Santa’s favorite snack food? Crisp Pringles.
- Why do mummies like Christmas so much? They’re into all the wrapping.
50 Funny, Clean Christmas Jokes That Will Get You In The Holiday Spirit | Thought Catalog