In this week's Deadspin Funbag, columnist Drew Magary is simply asked to "name all the GOATs"--with the acronym GOAT standing for "greatest of all time." Here's his rather comprehensive response:
- Football: Tom Brady
- Baseball: Babe Ruth
- Hockey: Wayne Gretzky
- Boxing: Muhammad Ali
- Tennis: Serena Williams
- Basketball (Men): Michael Jordan/LeBron James (please don’t make me choose)
- Basketball (Women): Tamika Catchings
- Soccer: Ronaldo
- Acting: Meryl Streep
- Rock: Elvis Presley
- Pop: Michael Jackson
- Hip-Hop: Not Eminem
- Comedy: Richard Pryor
- Book: Moby Dick
- Painting: Picasso
- Composer: Beethoven
- Chef: MY MOM
- Doctor: Dr. Who
- Lawyer: Thurgood Marshall
- President: Abraham Lincoln
- Holiday: Thanksgiving
- Fast Food: Popeye’s
- Candy: Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
- Beer: Guinness
- War: World War II
- Movie: Citizen Kane
- Planet: Earth
- Board game: Scrabble
- Cereal: Cinnamon Toast Crunch
- Ice Cream Flavor: Mint chocolate chip
- Pizza: Pepperoni
- Dinosaur: T-Rex
- Burger: In-N-Out
- Car: 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California Spyder